please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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