Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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