hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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