Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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