That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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