I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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