Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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