If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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