Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
this hospital has no fireball
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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