things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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