The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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