Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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