I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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