Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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