White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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