brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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