Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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