ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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