Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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