You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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