Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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