I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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