So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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