youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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