Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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