I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
