Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just forgot I was standing up.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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