friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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