i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Welp...herpes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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