took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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