i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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