so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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