I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think i have herpe
just one?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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