Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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