all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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