If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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