Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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