i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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