Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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