you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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