You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.