yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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