On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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