Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I supernannyed him into submission
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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