would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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