I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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