if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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