You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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