she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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