If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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