ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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