you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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