We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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