This is not my ceiling
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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