i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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