Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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