I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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